Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw
Had two big eyes and a wooly jaw
If you guess this story is part of a song
I swear, dear friend, you will be wrong.
There’s been several sightings
of a Sasquatch off shore
You may find this disturbing and dismiss as folklore
But the truth is Big Foot has settled in Bolivar
If you think there’s a twist then you must please ask Oliver.
He’s been seen on Goat Island and again at the Big Store
He dropped by on Saturday for photo ops and much more.