One day a man accidentally runs over a cat. He finds the cat’s address on its collar and visits the owner. ‘I’m so sorry’ he says when she opens the door ‘But I’m afraid I’ve run over your cat. I’d like to replace it if you’ll let me’. ‘Hmm’ She says, looking at him, ‘Well, that’s all very well’
‘But you’ll have to sleep in the kitchen!’
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