The Day Resolutions Take a Hike,
and Pizza Takes the Spotlight
Ah, January 12th, the infamous “Quitter’s Day” – the day when New Year’s resolutions throw in the towel faster than a cat evading a bath. As the gym attendance dwindles and salad bowls transform into ice cream tubs, it’s clear that the January 1st enthusiasm has hit a wall. On Quitter’s Day, treadmills become lonely, kale shakes are replaced by chocolate shakes, and the only crunch people hear is from potato chips. It’s a day where the promises made on January 1st are casually discarded, like last year’s fruitcake.
If Quitter’s Day had a mascot, it would be a resolution-clad sloth, lounging on a couch surrounded by empty pizza boxes, whispering, “There’s always next year.” So, raise a glass of water (because resolutions), and toast to the valiant efforts that lasted a whopping two weeks. Who needs a new year new you, when you can have the new year same delightful, snack-loving you? Cheers to Quitter’s Day – because commitment is overrated and pizza is forever.
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